I got this from Gil and thought you all might get a kick out of some of these. Try it yourself.
Go to Google and type in "your name" needs? (ie. "Pam needs?") and then list the top 10 entries. I found that it worked with or without the quotation marks around the question. So here's mine:
1. Pam needs sperm donor. (no, thank you, I don't)
2. Pam needs no net to net a man!
3. Pam needs a bigger bra! (hmmmm)
4. Pam needs to tell Bill that it's Carl or her. (who's Carl?)
5. Pam needs 4-6 weeks to complete a basket for you. (I could do it faster than that)
6. Pam needs dynamic loading (what's that?)
7. Pam needs our help!
8. Pam needs some of these http://www.zchocolat.com/ (Yes, yes I do!)
9. Pam needs something in between (get your minds out of the gutter, thank you)
10. Pam needs to wear pants - she looks like a hooker (gee, thanks)